ASBO

One of Lanky Train’s staff alluded to me being slapped with an Anti Social Beahaviour Order should I continue complaining and protesting about their apparent lack of regard for us, their passengers. Today there was not three but seven empty fizzy drink cans in our carriage alone. Yes the train has been on time the past few mornings but the journey has been somewhat marred by general unkemptness of the carriages. Raised the issue with the Staff Cleaner who told me to ’Be Off'.

Not only did I have this to contend with but at work the team have been disregarding all of my emails. Raised the issue of the missing green post bag again today without a single reply. They’ll be sorry when something has to go second class and without the missing green post bag I have no other choice but to frank it first class.

Decided to place an ad in the newsagents window looking for Miss Right. Not sure of the wording yet but its only 40p for the week to place a postcard in the window and its on the main throroughfare from St Annes train station to the high street. So I should expect quite a response.