William Shatner

Kazzy is the new, rather enthusiastic station manager at Portland Hospital Radio. She is like a cross between a boistrous labrador puppy and Sue Pollard. Where Ray once filed his Crosby Stills and Nash long players in alphabetical order, she now has a new fangled MP3 player installed. The whole place has been spring cleaned and an array of ceramic cats are dotted about the place. She came in this evening wearing a baseball hat back to front and a skin tight lurex dress that barely covered her behind. Thankfully she was wearing lurid green leggings underneath.
I'm not sure what my daughter Louise thought, she came into the studio to help me out this evening. I introduced her to Pierre last week over a light supper of crumpets and hot tea and I think she is smitten. It was Pierre's last broadcast at Portland Hospital Radio this evening, he is spending the summer inter-railing and hopes to break into the heady world of broadcast in France. To keep the mood light I played Captain Sensible's 'Happy Talk', Stevie Wonder 'I Just Called to Say I Love You' and managed t dig out a William Shatner (yes James T Kirk!) covering Pulp's 'Common People'. Must have jingled Pierre's strings as he and Louise left the studio together and haven't been seen since! If only music could work such wonders with my love life!