Hot Air

Got chatting to windy posh boy Piers before this morning's Bend & Snap, I mean Stretch & Yoga Class. As it turns out he is a published author with three books under his belt. In fact they could be described as three books concerning the rumblings under his belt. His first publication was a non fictional account of his terrible digestive system entitled 'My Life With An Irritable Bowel' and the second was a similar tell-all account of his gut disorder called 'Live Again! Unleash The Grip of a Spastic Colon', sadly it was only available in the States where, he tells me, he promoted the book on talk shows similar to This Morning. Somehow I can imagine him waffling away on the couch with Holly and Phil, he was talking non-stop for a good fifteen minutes before he passed wind and everyone waiting for the class had to move to a less noxious spot. I suppose on live TV they'd just cut to the next item if he let rip on air. I couldn't make out what his most recent publication was about as everyone was scrabbling to find a place on the floor for downward dog but no doubt he'll fill me in next time. He loves to talk does Piers, in fact some might say 'he's full of hot air'! Not me of course...