Moobs

Despite my recent attempts at exercise I have been unable to shift any excess weight. My daughter has suggested I swap my creamy puddings for more healthy options such as yoghurt or fruit. So yesterday evening I had a can of tinned peaches in syrup with a light sprinking of sugar and a tub of single cream. Delicious! Still I am saddled with a bloggers bottom and a fine set of 'moobs'. I had never heard this term until I began my Stretch and Yoga Class. Whilst waiting to go into class last weekend I noticed my chest is more ample than some of the women's. I felt very self conscious and zipped up my fleecey jacket so they wouldn't notice. I was sweltering! After class I stripped down to my vest to walk home until a group of feral youths pointed out my size B's in a very forthright manner. The embarrassment makes me cringe now.