Tandem of Life

After much deliberation and many mugs of milky cocoa my daughter's boyfriend and I decided I should write my personals ad in a comical manner. So instead of saying 'Friendly hospital radio DJ seeks funny lady with nice figure and a bob or two' we decided to put 'Penniless shock jock seeks lady of means to join me on the tandem of life. Let me dedicate the next one to you.' We handed our evening's work to my daughter, she furrowed her brow and said it doesn't make any sense. Her boyfriend has already placed the ad in the paper. I hope it's a success.