Boredom

Since ending my affair with Pat my life has slipped back into it's usual humdrum rhythm. Work every morning, swimming twice a week and of course my weekly slot at Portland FM. Meryl is away on a modelling assignment, she phoned me last night and told me she's been modelling back support pillows and comfy toilet seats. We still haven't kissed and she seems to be showing more than a passing interest in my friend Piers. Ho-humm.